I'm Christine! Seventeen. Texas. Junior. Living the teenage life. I always follow back. And my blog basically describes exactly who I am.. So here we are...
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
(Source: esexist)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(Source: adamshankman)
(Source: lesbooty)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(Source: jewsiah)
9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait
and then its baby dies in three months
and then it gets pregnant again
because school is a whore
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
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